from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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