I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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