And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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