you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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