I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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