I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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