Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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