You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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