I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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