You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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