Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
