U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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