"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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