im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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