Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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