You just made me feel so damn special
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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