She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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