so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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