It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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