hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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