I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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