Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
