yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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