btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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