hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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