I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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