Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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