I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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