My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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