Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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