You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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