You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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