this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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