Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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