Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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