Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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