i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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