No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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