it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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