I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.