I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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