mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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