come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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