you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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