ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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