I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.