my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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