Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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