And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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