I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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