How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
