When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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