You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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